avocado, n.All

Can I have your last avocadoAvocadon’t you dare

An Avocado is a green Mexican land oyster.

An Avocado is grass butter

An Avocado is a cucumber flavored banana that looks like a scrotum.

The Avocado is a lavatory-colored fruit.

An Avocado is the Big Mac of diet foods

Avocados don't ripen on trees. They have to be picked first

Avocados have the most calories of any other fruit

Chipotle goes through about 250,000 pounds of avocados every day.

An Avocado is just butter you can eat with a spoon and nobody will care.

An Avocado is like a boy and relationships; they're never ready

Avocados would have gone extinct (alongside the large animals like wooly mammoths that spread their seeds) without early human farmers.

An Avocado is just tree-butter