A Bachelor (n.) doesn't have to leave the party just when he's beginning to enjoy himself.
A Bachelor (n.) can take a nap on top of the bedspread.
A Bachelor (n.) loves home-cooking but has his choice of cooks.
A Bachelor (n.) makes mistakes, but not in front of a minister.
A Bachelor (n.) comes home, sees what's in the fridge, and goes to bed while a married man sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge.
A Bachelor (n.) hasn't let a woman pin anything on him since he wore diapers.
A Bachelor (n.) believes that one can live as cheaply as two.