bachelor, n.All

A Bachelor is mistress into a wife.

A Bachelor is a man who loves home-cooking but has his choice of cooks.

A Bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

A Bachelor is a man who can take a nap on top of the bedspread.

A Bachelor is a guy who doesn't have to leave the party just when he's beginning to enjoy himself.

A Bachelor is one who comes home, sees what's in the fridge, and goes to bed while a married man sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge.

A Bachelor is one who has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman while a married man needs only an excuse.

A Bachelor is a man who makes mistakes, but not in front of a minister.