A Bagel is a bread lifesaver.
The Bagel is doughnut dipped in cement.
A Bagel is just a donut that was homeschooled.
A Bagel is the acoustic version of a donut
A Bagel is just a donut that doesn't know how to party.
A Bagel is a bread-donut
The Bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
A Bagel is, when served with cream cheese, really just a breakfast grilled cheese
Bagel, all 24 cards.