bagel, n.All

A Bagel is just a donut that doesn't know how to party.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull

The Bagel is doughnut dipped in cement.

A Bagel is, when served with cream cheese, really just a breakfast grilled cheese

A Bagel is the acoustic version of a donut

What kind of bagel can fly?A: A plain bagel

The Bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.

A Bagel is a bread lifesaver.

A Bagel is a bread-donut

A Bagel is just a donut that was homeschooled.