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The Beach is where you wear practically nothing at all and it fills with sand.

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A Beach is a place where people lie upon the sand about how rich they are in town.

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A Beach is a place where a woman goes today when she has nothing to wear.

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A Beach is a place where, nowadays, a woman wears less than she wears in bed.

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A Beach is a place where you look only half as long to see twice as much.