beach, n.All

A Beach is a place where you look only half as long to see twice as much.

A Beach is a place where a woman goes today when she has nothing to wear.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?Long time no sea

The Beach is a place where our shoes turn into hourglasses.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?I'm bacon

The Beach is a place where a man looks his best - at girls.

The Beach is where you wear practically nothing at all and it fills with sand.

A Beach is a place where, nowadays, a woman wears less than she wears in bed.

What does a beach ghost say?“Buoy!”

A Beach is a place where people lie upon the sand about how rich they are in town.

What does a tropical fruit wear to the beach?A bikiwi

There are more stars in the universe than all the grains of sand in all the deserts and beaches in the world

Which sandwich tastes best at the beach?Peanut butter and jelly-fish