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is a man who doesn't know where he's going, and he wants us to follow him.

A congressman is a man who doesn't know where he's going, and he wants us to follow him.

is distinguished from a whore only in that a congressman makes more money.

What's the difference between a whore and a congressman? A congressman makes more money.

is always in favor of economy, but not when it involves his own district.

A congressman is always in favor of economy, but not when it involves his own district.

is chosen by the people to spend a little of his time and a lot of their money.

A congressman is chosen by the people to spend a little of his time and a lot of their money.

is far more extravagant in the House than he is at home.

A congressman is far more extravagant in the House than he is at home.

is one who often betters himself by winning his job, and often betters the country by losing it.

A congressman often betters himself by winning his job, and often betters the country by losing it.

is one who steps into office by the suffrage of the people, and stays in office by their sufferance.

A congressman steps into office by the suffrage of the people, and stays in office by their sufferance.

is usually more interested in House politics than his wife is in home economics.

A congressman is usually more interested in House politics than his wife is in home economics.