A Croissant is just crispy butter
A Croissant is a baked grenade that covers one in patisserie shrapnel.
A Croissant is a bread slug
A Croissant is a bread lobster.
A Croissant is just butter fry bread
A Croissant is a buttery, flaky chunk of air
A Croissant is just butter masquerading as bread.
A Croissant is just a really douchey bagel that surrenders wars and stuff
Croissant, all 29 cards.