Rise In The Oven

croissant

a croissant is a buttery, flaky chunk of air

is just a really douchey bagel that surrenders wars and stuff

A croissant is just a really douchey bagel that surrenders wars and stuff

A croissant is just butter masquerading as bread.

is a baked grenade that covers one in patisserie shrapnel.

croissants are basically baked grenades. Kitchen's covered in patisserie shrapnel.

croissants are basically butter fry-bread