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geology

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beer googles

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is pressure and tension... a job interview that lasts all night.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night' Jerry Seinfeld

is that period of time during which a girl decides whether she can do any better.

Dating is that period of time during which a girl decides whether she can do any better.

is best when done with employees because you don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

is, when long distance, basically a platinum level Patreon subscription.

is a balancing act of trying to find someone who’s hella funny but also has a desire to overcome the childhood trauma that led to humor as a coping mechanism

is a bunch of people yelling at you for not having seen their favorite movies

is a combination ofliking someone and trying to piss off the last person you were with

is a constant cycle of being reminded you're better than everyone

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