decaffeinated coffee, n.Definitions

Decaffeinated coffee is a cup full of why even bother.

Decaffeinated coffee is coffee that doesn't work.

Decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water

Decaffeinated coffee is a middle finger in a cup.

Decaffeinated coffee is just a cup of lies

Decaffeinated coffee is a hot steaming cup of bad breath

Decaffeinated coffee is an offense. Offering it to someone is like swearing at them in beverage form.

Decaffeinated coffee is coffee for people who gave up on their hopes and dreams