doctor, n.Definitions

A Doctor is a guy who tells you if you don’t cut out something he’ll cut something out of you

A Doctor is a man who acts like a humanitarian and charges like a tv repairman.

A Doctor is someone who acts like a humanitarian and charges like a TV repairman.

A Doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

A Doctor is one who believes that the best things in life are fees.

Doctor is one who pours drugs, of which he knows little, into a body of which he knows less.

A Doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send her husband a bill for it.

The Doctor is interested not in health but in disease whereas the public is taught that health is the cure for disease.