election, n.Definitions

An Election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

An Election is a process which, if they really changed anything, would be made illegal.

An Election is nothing but the rare opportunity for parents to learn the location of their children's school.

An Election is won chiefly because most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody.

An Election is a process whereby bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

An Election is a process that proves nothing except that different sections of the country are mad about different things.

An Election is a process whereby, if one gets all the fools on one's side, one can be elected to anything.

An Election is merely a change of the leach every four years... pulling off the glutted leech and attaching the lean one.