A Fart is a boneless dump
A Fart is a burp that forgot its direction.
A Fart is a demon thinking.
A Fart is a form of release.
A Fart is a poop knocking on the door to come out.
A Fart is a poop that hasn’t reached full term.
A Fart is a reverse gasp.
A Fart is a save the date your poop sends you
Fart, all 99 cards.