golf, n.Definitions

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

Golf is a game whose object is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Golf is at a competitive level, played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course: The space between your ears.

Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: The most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.