graduate school, n.Definitions

Graduate school is just code for "not wanting to get a job."

Graduate school is like getting a doctor's note for your 20's

Graduate school is finals week every week.

Graduate school is just getting graded for how well you can hide/manage your mental illness.

Graduate school is just 5+ years of doubting every single thing you do.

Graduate school is just a constant cycle of “I just need to get through this week.” And then seeing that the following week is actually even more busy than the current week.

Graduate school is just a bunch of depressed people sitting around a table three times a week discussing sex & death & the impending apocalypse & calling it poetry & art.

Graduate school is just a constant cycle of crossing one thing off your “to-do” list while simultaneously adding 4 more things to it.