professor

philosophy

Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor. (Soren Kierkegaard)

is one who must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

is somebody who talks while others sleep.

A professor is somebody who talks while others sleep.

is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. W. H. Auden

is not really smarter than other people. He just has his ignorance better organized.

A college professor isn't really smarter than other people. He just has his ignorance better organized.

is a person who gets paid with what's left over after the athletic director and football coaches are paid.

College professors are the persons who get paid with what's left over after the athletic director and football coaches are paid.

is a man who gets what’s left over after the football coach is paid off.

is a man whose job it is to tell students how to solve the problems of life which he himself has tried to avoid by becoming a professor.

someone whose job it is to tell students how to solve the problems of life which he himself tried to avoid by becoming a professor.