heroin, n.Definitions

Heroin is a constant orgasm.

Heroin is a shortcut to nirvana

Heroin is Viagra for non-functioning endorphin receptors

Heroin is like a million orgasms.

Heroin is like 6 flags without the lines

Heroin is stealing happy time from the rest of your life and compacting it to a few hours.

Heroin is a drug that must feel like when you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide.

Heroin is like a Chinese buffet that has unlimited everything, never closes, you never get full and the sexy hostess gives you a blowjob.