honeymoon, n.Definitions

A Honeymoon is a thrill of a wife time.

The Honeymoon is a time before an ideal becomes an ordeal.

The Honeymoon is over when he finds out there are things he can't say with flowers.

The Honeymoon is over when he stops whispering sweet nothings in her ear, and says nothing sweet.

A Honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.

The Honeymoon is over when she stops lowering her eyes and starts raising her voice.

The Honeymoon is over when he starts wishing he'd married a good cooker instead of a good looker.

The Honeymoon is over when her girl friends tell her she could have done a lot better.