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The Honeymoon is over when she stops lowering her eyes and starts raising her voice.

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The Honeymoon is over when he starts wishing he'd married a good cooker instead of a good looker.

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The Honeymoon is over when he finds out there are things he can't say with flowers.

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The Honeymoon is over when he stops whispering sweet nothings in her ear, and says nothing sweet.

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A Honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.

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I went alone on our honeymoonMy wife had already seen Niagara Falls

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The Honeymoon is a time before an ideal becomes an ordeal.

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The Honeymoon is over when her girl friends tell her she could have done a lot better.

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Do you know the recipe for honeymoon salad?Lettuce alone without dressing

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Confucius say ... couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week