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The Honeymoon is over when he starts wishing he'd married a good cooker instead of a good looker.
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The Honeymoon is over when he stops whispering sweet nothings in her ear, and says nothing sweet.
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I went alone on our honeymoonMy wife had already seen Niagara Falls
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The Honeymoon is over when her girl friends tell her she could have done a lot better.
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Do you know the recipe for honeymoon salad?Lettuce alone without dressing
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Confucius say ... couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week