Keep Talking After The Point

internet troll

is a fungal growth on the internet, springing up wherever conditions allow.

is, when fed, like pouring water on a gremlin. They become rabid and end up in a pile of slimey crap you need to scrape off your shoes.

is like a seagull: they fly in, shit all over you, and fly away.

is clinically speaking, someone suffering from some form of sadistic narcissism.

is like a flaccid penis looking for a hand: do not be the hand.

is like a Gremlin. You should never feed them after midnight.

is like a quantum particle. It only exists when you acknowledge it through observation.

is like a pair of testicles; similar looking, extremely sensitive, and usually working under a prick.