tweeting, n.Definitions

Tweeting is just talking to yourself if you are not famous.

Tweeting is a modern day confessional booth

Tweeting is a world-wide open mic.

Tweeting is today's socially acceptable form of talking to yourself.

Tweeting is texting to the internet.

Tweeting is letting the world know what the voices in your head tell you

Tweeting is the modern day version of inviting the neighbors over to watch vacation slides.

Tweeting is a message in a bottle which gets swept up into the Great Pacific Garbage Patch the moment it's released.