jogging

exercise

is troublesome in that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

is an activity where you put special clothes on so people don't think you're running from or to something.

when jogging, we put special clothes on so people don't think we're running from or to something.

is very beneficial.  It's good for your legs and your feet.  It's also very good for the ground.  It makes it feel needed.

Jogging is very beneficial.  It's good for your legs and your feet.  It's also very good for the ground.  It makes it feel needed.

is unnatural --- if God wanted us to run down the street, He would have made us with tum signals.

If God wanted us to run down the street, He would have made us with tum signals.

is an activity thanks to which, for the first time in history, people are dropping dead in perfect health.

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is distinguished from running in that runners run because they love running, while joggers jog because they love cake.

is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.