kale, n.Definitions

Kale is savoy cabbage for hipsters.

Kale is just cabbage for pricks.

Kale is like hiring a maid to clean up your colon.

Kale is angry lettuce

Kale is just collard greens that hired an L.A. publicist.

Kale is collard greens for white folk

Kale is spinach with balls.

Kale is just cabbage's pretentious cousin who's been off traveling and thinks he's superior due to his 'experiences'.