Marriage (n.) is like an electrical thrilling machine when it's bad: It makes you dance, but you can't let go.
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Marriage (n.) is unsuccessful when there is a similarity of tastes in certain areas, for example, the taste for domination.
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Marriage (n.) is responsible for more suffering in the world than virginity.
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Marriage (n.) is a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
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Marriage (n.) is one cure for love, a temporary insanity also curable by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.