mayonnaise, n.Definitions

Mayonnaise is a heart attack in a bottle.

Mayonnaise is white privilege condensed into a sauce.

Mayonnaise is the devil reincarnated into food

Mayonnaise is sandwich moisturizer.

Mayonnaise is a slapdash mixture of house paint and duck semen.

Mayonnaise is poor man's foie gras.

Mayonnaise is one of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Mayonnaise is, much like hollandaise, an invention by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish.