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Online dating is everyone from everywhere at the same bar.

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Online dating is creating a digital marketing campaign for your dick or vagina.

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Online dating is a bunch of women, trying to find a frog prince in a pond full of horny toads.

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Online dating is a thing so that people don't sleep with their coworkers.

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Online dating is finding out how many people are lying about having a dog.

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Online dating is falling in love with words on a screen in most cases

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Online dating is going through a series of bad marriages but at warp speed.

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Online dating is being way too polite to strangers in the hope that one of them is not a complete asshole.