selfie, n.Definitions

A Selfie is shooting yourself.

A Selfie is a paused mirror

A Selfie is a photograph nobody else wanted to take

A Selfie is a photo with a person in the way

A Selfie is a girls way of saying "i feel pretty today"

A Selfie is a mirror with a send button

Selfie is a term that would have been perfect for masturbation if it weren't already used for photography.

The Selfie is a perfectly rendered self-portrait offering a facsimile of the subject’s appearance, physical well-being, social status, and income, often fabricated in close proximity to one’s toilet