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is a good parent when they are someone who doesn't mind, for a time, being hated by their children.

The good parent: someone who doesn't mind, for a time, being hated by their children. (Alain de Botton)

is somebody who thinks he has dibs on the family car.

A parent is somebody who thinks he has dibs on the family car.

's character one can gain real insight into by studying their children.

I have frequently gained my first real insight into the character of parents by studying their children. Arthur Conan Doyle

is a person whose best advertisement is the well-mannered child.

The well-mannered child is its parents' best advertisement.

is a job that mainly involves being yelled at by tiny idiots

is a person whose only chance to sleep is when the baby isn't looking

is one who strikes a child only for the purpose of discipline or in self-defense.

is a person who always thinks their children would behave much better if they didn't play with the brats next door.

Parents are people who always think their children would behave much better if they didn't play with the brats next door.