parent, n.All

A Parent is a person who always thinks their children would behave much better if they didn't play with the brats next door.

Parent's character one can gain real insight into by studying their children.

A cow isn't technically a "cow" until it's had at least one calf. Until then, it's just a heifer.

A Parent is somebody who thinks he has dibs on the family car.

A Parent is a job that mainly involves being yelled at by tiny idiots

A Parent is one who strikes a child only for the purpose of discipline or in self-defense.

The Parent is a person whose best advertisement is the well-mannered child.

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

A Parent is a person whose only chance to sleep is when the baby isn't looking

A Parent is a good parent when they are someone who doesn't mind, for a time, being hated by their children.