pregnancy, n.Definitions

Pregnancy is the past tense of virginity.

Pregnancy is literally body building.

Pregnancy's sovereign deity is chance.

Pregnancy feels like shitting a knife.

Pregnancy is like being one's own Trojan horse.

Pregnancy has made women kinder, more patient, more timid, more pleased to submit.

Pregnancy is the surprising act of creating a human being just from the things you have around the house.

Pregnancy is a tremendous abdication of control whereby something growing inside you will eventually usurp your life.