pregnancy, n.All

Pregnancy is like being one's own Trojan horse.

Only pregnant females polar bears hibernate

Aphids are born pregnant

Pregnancy has made women kinder, more patient, more timid, more pleased to submit.

Pregnancy's sovereign deity is chance.

What did the blonde say when the doctor told her that she was pregnant?I hope it is mine

Pregnancy is the surprising act of creating a human being just from the things you have around the house.

Pregnancy feels like shitting a knife.

Pregnancy is a tremendous abdication of control whereby something growing inside you will eventually usurp your life.

Pregnancy is the past tense of virginity.

Pregnancy is literally body building.