restaurant, n.Definitions

A Restaurant is public establishment where they sell indigestion.

A Restaurant is an institution for the distribution of indigestion.

Restaurant is a mouth brothel.

The Restaurant is, when great, nothing but a mouth brothel.

A Restaurant is, in New York and Hollywood, a public conference room frequented by media heels making deals over meals.

A Restaurant is the only place where people are happy to be fed up.

The Restaurant is an establishment where, roughly speaking, the more one pays for food, the more sweat and spittle one is obliged to eat with it, because sound food is sacrificed to punctuality and smartness.

The Restaurant is an establishment where the longer the description on the menu, the less you will get on your plate.