st. patrick's day, n.Definitions

St. Patrick's Day is Mardi Gras for the Irish.

St. Patrick's Day is Irish-American Purim.

St. Patrick's Day is a straight Pride parade.

St. Patrick's Day is a fake holiday invented by Big Mint in the 1970s to sell Shamrock Shakes to McDonalds.

St. Patrick's Day is a holiday for people to drink but to Irish people it’s just a Sunday.

St. Patrick's Day is Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions.

St. Patrick's Day is a holiday where everyone who peaked in high school puts on their best north face and just yells.