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A Toastmaster's duty is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast
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A Toastmaster is the man at a banquet who flatters every afterdinner speaker with a buttered-up toast.
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A Toastmaster is a person whose job it is to bore you so that you will think the speaker is good.
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A Toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them.