A Vampire is just a wasteful cannibal.
A Vampire is just someone who does mean things because they're hungry.
A Vampire is a lower grade cannibal
A Vampire is just a person-shaped tick
A Vampire is an immortal human mosquito.
A Vampire is just a Neck Romancer.
The Vampire is a species of sketch serial killers
A Vampire is just a folk tale based on people dying of rabies.
Vampire, all 78 cards.