washing machine, n.Definitions

A Washing machine is a mosh pit for clothes.

The Washing machine is a sock-stealing thief.

A Washing machine is a swingers party for sock couples.

The Washing machine is a well-disguised sock-eating monster.

The Washing machine is a clothes rollercoaster.

A Washing machine is a swingers party for all your pairs of socks.

The Washing machine is a gate to a parallel universe consisting of endless piles socks.