washing machine, n.All

The Washing machine is a clothes rollercoaster.

What kind of bike does a washing machine ride?A spin cycle

The washing machine played an important roll in women's liberation because it freed women up from time-consuming, menial housework.

A Washing machine is a mosh pit for clothes.

The Washing machine is a gate to a parallel universe consisting of endless piles socks.

The Washing machine is a well-disguised sock-eating monster.

A Washing machine is a swingers party for sock couples.

A Washing machine is a swingers party for all your pairs of socks.

The Washing machine is a sock-stealing thief.