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is a collection of human machines, often working as the blind instruments of blind power.

a collection of human machines, often working as the blind instruments of blind power.

is a group of men sent out to fix up the work of diplomats.

An army is a group of men sent out to fix up the work of diplomats.

is an organization in which there is only one way for a young man to advance in rank; namely, he must try and get killed in every way he possibly can.

There is only one way for a young man to get on in the army. He must try and get killed in every way he possibly can!

is an opportunity to meet interesting people, and kill them.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

is a body of humanitarians that seeks to impress on another body of men the beauty of non-resistance, by exterminating them.

is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.

is a body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

a body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

is nothing but a well-organized lynch mob.

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