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Hello is this 911? Can you send someone? I think my husband is trying to bore me to death
Hello is this 911? Can you send someone? I think my husband is trying to bore me to death
[Phone ringing] Boss: Why the hell aren't you picking that up? Me: I always answer on the third ring, it makes me seem cooler. Boss: PICK IT UP! Me: [rolls eyes] Fine, (picks up phone) 911 what's your emergency?