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My wife left me this morning during breakfast because of my obsession with TwitterI nearly choked on my #Brown
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I never eat breakfastI don't like to eat on an empty stomach
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesliA strong currant pulled him in
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any timeSo I ordered French toast during the Renaissance
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My wife left me because of my obsession with sweet breakfast cakesI honestly donut understand it
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