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Remember when Twitter was called ‘graffiti’?

is a platform on which one uses few words to express fewer ideas

tweet (v.): The act of using few words to express fewer ideas.

is a lot like group therapy … only everyone is talking at once and no one wants to be cured.

Twitter feels a lot like group therapy … only everyone is talking at once and no one wants to be cured.

is to thank for saving a great many people from a terrifying keeping-?one's-?thoughts-?to-?oneself addiction.

Twitter has saved me from a terrifying keeping-?my-?thoughts-?to-?myself addiction.

is kind of like putting the voices in your head on speakerphone.

Twitter is kind of like putting the voices in your head on speakerphone.

is a technology that ensures that one's thoughts will be ignored by far more people than ever before.

Twitter provides the technology for my thoughts to be ignored by far more people than ever before.

is the only place one can legally follow women.

Twitter: the only place you can legally follow women.

is something one feels compelled to tell insane people when one sees them on the street talking to themselves

When I see insane people on the street talking to themselves, I want to tell them about Twitter.