restaurant, n.One-Liners

Can anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants?

"Waiter, would you bring me a smaller check?"

Waiter, take back the ice cream. It's cold!

How come you pay extra to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

Waitress: 'Do you have any questions about the menu?"Me: 'Yes, What kind of font is this?'

Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any timeSo I ordered French toast during the Renaissance