marijuana, n.One-Liners

Opening a donut shop next to a medical marijuana store: Glazed and Confused

Legalizing same-sex marriage and Marijuana should quiet down those homophobic readers of Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lies with another man he should be stoned."

If smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss...Than what does smoking marijuana do?

If you masturbate after smoking marijuana....Is it high-jacking or weed-whacking?

California legalized marijuana via referendum ... thanks to a high voter turnout

I'm planning on opening a combination chiropractic office and marijuana dispensary.It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.

Research reveals that marijuana cures symptoms of motivation by up to 95%.

Bi-partisan agreement on allowing medicinal marijuana for the relief of arthritis pain is essentially joint support for joint support for joint support

Friends are telling me I should stop smoking marijuana because I'm getting too paranoid.Well, I mean, they weren't telling me, but I Know they were thinking it.

If a midget smokes weed, does he get medium?

Who decided to call it 'marijuana possession' and not 'joint custody'?

In Covid days, marijuana is legal and getting a haircut is against the law. Did the Hippies finally win?

If you go to a dispensary for medical marijuana, make sure to tell him you were reefer-ed by a doctor

Do not run while smoking marijuana. It's hard on your joints.

Instead of marijuana dispensaries why aren't they called 'Grass stations?'