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is a habit that is cute when babies do it and disgusting when their fathers do it.

is really just shitting your pants at the molecular level.

Farting is really just shitting your pants at the molecular level.

is just shitting yourself on a molecular scale.

is an act that can increase the size of your personal space

is important -- as you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

is a good thing --- we owe our very existence to the farts of blue-green algae.

No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.

is natural --- people who say they never fart, are full of hot air

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