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is distinguished form an itch in this: about fifty dollars.

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about fifty dollars.

is like a conspiracy theory where your body believes the air is trying to poison it

Allergies are like a conspiracy theory where your body believes the air is trying to poison it

is your immune system’s irrational fears.

Allergies are your immune system’s irrational fears.

is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of plants.

Allergies to pollen is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of a different lifeform. Perhaps it's the people without allergies who are the sickos.

is basically a superpower that allows people to detect when plants in the vicinity are screwing.

is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of a different lifeform.

Disgust and allergy are ailments of all but the truly poor.

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