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If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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My dad used to say "Always fight fire with fire." Probably explains why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.
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The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it
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No one makes a bigger fuss about driving to work than fire engines.
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A firefighter told me my smoke detectors were too old...but I think he was being alarmist
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