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I don't want to bore you with my problemsMe: "Awesome, thank you."
I don't want to bore you with my problemsMe: "Awesome, thank you."
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ..I'd miss you heaps and think of you often
Did you hear about the kid who drowned?Yeah, his friends all showed up at his funeral with life jackets on; because it's what he would've wanted