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I don't want to bore you with my problemsMe: "Awesome, thank you."

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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ..I'd miss you heaps and think of you often

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Did you hear about the kid who drowned?Yeah, his friends all showed up at his funeral with life jackets on; because it's what he would've wanted

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