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My friends have been bullying me for the last week, calling me immatureI can't wait till my mom comes and takes care of them
My friends have been bullying me for the last week, calling me immatureI can't wait till my mom comes and takes care of them
My wife's leaving me. She says I'm too immatureI told her she can't because she doesn't know the secret password
My wife left me because she said I'm immature and need to grow up…I told her, "well, guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore!"
My wife said she was leaving because she was sick of my childish gamesI told her she can't do that because Simon didn't say.