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My friends have been bullying me for the last week, calling me immatureI can't wait till my mom comes and takes care of them

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My wife's leaving me. She says I'm too immatureI told her she can't because she doesn't know the secret password

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My wife left me because she said I'm immature and need to grow up…I told her, "well, guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore!"

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My wife said she was leaving because she was sick of my childish gamesI told her she can't do that because Simon didn't say.

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